new assist. Executive johnlibraryman to Forbes Mag: a Poet

In Cafe Zog, muffins behind
a glass, I can't wait
until the internet finally
lets me eat all the ingredients
& furniture that linger inside, or
the pop-up window that doesn't
reach beyond itself
that when I wikipedia
how to use a friend, all I
get are more people
whom I want to share
all these muffins with
that there's no use
in getting up, so I wait
until someone configures
how to download a chocolate
chip muffin onto my lap, or
for Giorgios to come through
the internet like he once said
when he was real pissed off in person.

P.S. Gios, turn Mr. Forbes into a poem real quick while yr at it...