Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Tight Sweater Better than a Letterman



Our Lady of Myspace is now accepting admission applications for the 2008-3030 school year. You can download the application right into your brain at DigitalSkirts.com. We were formerly called Our Lady of Feliz Molina, but Myspace has graciously decided to fund our institution.

Classes offered:

Holographic Tailoring

Online Profile Maintenance

Typewriter Mechanics

Graffiti Workshop (hosted by Flipi)

Imaginary Carnival Management

Grustling 101 (with a guest lecture by Dr. Retsinas)

Owning the Place: How to bring your laptop and shades into a bar

Denny's Etiquette

Briefcase Making

YouTube Cuisine

Intro to the Blogging Industry

Lunch takes place at New York Systems regularly between 1pm and 5pm when they are serving free beer. We also offer residencies during the summer at Captain Seaweed's and the Red Fez.

2 comments:

[FAMskool] of Poet5 said...

foal, u are soooooo outta hand.

Giorgios said...

I jump out the lex/
in a tight ass sweat/(tah)


word.