Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Tight Sweater Better than a Letterman
Our Lady of Myspace is now accepting admission applications for the 2008-3030 school year. You can download the application right into your brain at DigitalSkirts.com. We were formerly called Our Lady of Feliz Molina, but Myspace has graciously decided to fund our institution.
Classes offered:
Holographic Tailoring
Online Profile Maintenance
Typewriter Mechanics
Graffiti Workshop (hosted by Flipi)
Imaginary Carnival Management
Grustling 101 (with a guest lecture by Dr. Retsinas)
Owning the Place: How to bring your laptop and shades into a bar
Denny's Etiquette
Briefcase Making
YouTube Cuisine
Intro to the Blogging Industry
Lunch takes place at New York Systems regularly between 1pm and 5pm when they are serving free beer. We also offer residencies during the summer at Captain Seaweed's and the Red Fez.
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2 comments:
foal, u are soooooo outta hand.
I jump out the lex/
in a tight ass sweat/(tah)
word.
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